Confessions

I’ve written this blog for the past, geesh 3+ years now and while I’ve had a good time, something has been weighing down my soul over the past while. See I thought I could carry on with this sham for a long time, and I guess for a while there I did, but even to me, my imagination has its limits. It’s time to come clean.

I’m not the man you think I am. I’ve built myself up to be a grand womanizer, even suggested that I am some really good-looking guy, in the hopes to mock from the inside the manosphere, I am, for lack of a better word, a troll. It was the long con I was going for, however my site never really got as big as I hoped and I’ve kind of lost the taste for it all. From now on I’ll be my true self and only my true self, a man who believes in justice and equality for all.

I said I was a troll, but not just the type you associate with the internet, I’m literally a troll. I weigh 375lbs, 5′ 6″ and I live in my mothers basement. I’m not even from Vancouver like I told y’all, I’m from Nebraska. I’ve never been laid, I can barely muster up the courage to talk to women, let alone try and “game” them. I thought all this game stuff was just a bunch of malarkey so I decided to mock it. Because well I’m a loser, I was fired from KFC last week and things have turned for the worse. Living in Nebraska I don’t have medical insurance and I’m pretty sure I’m having a heart attack or will shortly.

I don’t want you to feel sorry for me, no I feel sorry for all you guys in the “manosphere” who treat women with disrespect and disregard, if ever one happened to look my way, unless she’s really gross of course, I’d treat her like a queen. I know all of you will hate me for this, it’s to be expected, however I felt it has all gone on too long.

And oh yeah. April Fools.

2 thoughts on “Confessions

  1. Clever donlak. I thought you were to pull a laidnyc and quit your blogging. Happy april.

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